Question.
Is saying you've got a "stomach boner" inappropriate to say in the work place? For example, "I've got a total stomach boner for those cookies".
posted by LAB at 4:52 PM
posted by LAB at 4:52 PM
4 Comments:
I would say it is appropriate. Anyone who complains is obviously a fascist, and you should have an anger boner from dealing with them.
Also -- You are a Hip & With It Guy -- where do you get cool hats. i.e. Old-Stylee Hats, like fedoras and suchlike. I'm in the market for a new one, but I'm thinking of getting something different than a standard fedora. Like perhaps a hamburg or something.
Wow. I've never heard that. That is so West VA. I'd say perhaps "I have a stomach stiffie" or "I have a stomach hard-on" might be better. Unless you foll,ow up "stomach boner" with "you know, like the best friend from Growing Pains" when your fellow employees' mouths drop.
on second thought, I can't stop visualizing the protruding stomach section. I think a stomach boner is more that thing from Alien busting through. Uggg. Stomach boner=death.
I just made it up and I'm tying to figure out when it would be suitable to use.
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