Flubber.

I've lost a little weight playing Wii Fit. I got excited this morning when I figured out I could wear a pair of pants that didn't fit the last time I tried them. I just went to the bathroom at work and saw myself in the mirror and I look kind of bad. I think the pants kind of give me a muffin top...or some more masculine West Virginian version of a muffin top. Pillsbury biscuits popping out of the tube, maybe?