12/12/2005

Money making scheme.

My huge women's "Git-Her-Done" panties reminded me of my brilliant plan for a cock fighting t-shirt that I want to sell. Like the fat panties, cock fighting shirts have a lot of absurd non sequiturs on them. For example, one of my favorites has a pictures of Washington, Franklin and other founding fathers with a vicious yet majestic looking cock (that's standard) and under them it says "The United States of America, founded by freedom loving cock fighters!"

For my shirt, imagine a vicious yet majestic looking cock and under him it says:

"Cockadoodle-DON'T!"

That's flee market gold, baby.

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