a.d.i.d.a.s.
This is the most embarrassing thing that's happened to me in a while. Today at work I joggled my iPhone in such a way that it started playing "a.d.i.d.a.s. (All Day I Dream About Sex)" by Killer Mike, alphabeticaly the first song in my iTunes. It's a great song and not nearly as dirty as the title would suggest. In fact, one of the only work offencive parts that comes to mind is the intro which says "pussy nigga what you doin?"
When I heard it I attempted to mutton hand the stop button but I mistakenly, and loudly, I kept restarting the song having it say "pussy nigga what you doin?" over and over. It sounded more like it was my ring tone than an actual song. I stared sweating and my first reaction was to say loudly "WHAT IN THE WORLD" thinking that would convince my co-workers I didn't know what was going on. Then I let out a flabbergasted "THAT WAS WEIRD". Then waited long enough that it wouldn't look totally awkward and, still blushing, took a walk around the block.
Note to HR::
When I heard it I attempted to mutton hand the stop button but I mistakenly, and loudly, I kept restarting the song having it say "pussy nigga what you doin?" over and over. It sounded more like it was my ring tone than an actual song. I stared sweating and my first reaction was to say loudly "WHAT IN THE WORLD" thinking that would convince my co-workers I didn't know what was going on. Then I let out a flabbergasted "THAT WAS WEIRD". Then waited long enough that it wouldn't look totally awkward and, still blushing, took a walk around the block.
Note to HR::
posted by LAB at 8:44 PM
3 Comments:
That is an awesomely hilarious and awkward story.
bwa ha! "what in the world" would have been pretty awesome though
I blushed just reading about it. My first response would have been to throw it out a nearby window, and maybe that's why I don't have an iPhone (lucky you!)
I think you handled it as well as it could have been :)
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