OJ.

I was thinking today about a High School friend who said he saw a Special Olympic squat thrust competitor throw up on himself.

His claim was that flipping thought the channels one weekend morning he saw a the young man lift weights high over his head, pause, then vomit on himself. That itself is not all that funny (although throwing up on yourself under the right circumstance is pretty much always funny). Following a long awkward silence the commentator stumbled and said:

"Oops, it looks like he had a little too much orange juice there before the competition."

Let me repeat that..."HE HAD A LITTLE TOO MUCH ORANGE JUICE THERE BEFORE THE COMPETITION!!!"

I haven't thought about that for a long time but in High School I thought about it constantly.