Heaven Merkin.

Was our pre-game taunt was a little too high concept this week? Perhaps. We were playing Hell Toupee so the only logical taunt was to make wearable "Heaven Merkins", right? Don't know what a "Heaven Merkin" is? Neither did our opponents. When we came towards them with fake pubes on our crotches they looked totally baffled! Realizing that this was a possibility ahead of time I thought handing out definitions explaining the merkins might be a good idea, quote:

What is a merkin?

The Oxford English Dictionary defines it as the "female pudendum” or "counterfeit hair for ones privy parts," and another dictionary calls it a "pubic hair wig used as a “cure” for syphilis after the area was shaved.”

We possess the Heaven Merkin!!

Great in theory...right?! No. In sports, apparently, "high concept" needs to be a little more energetic. For example, flinging fake poop = good...handing definitions to people = bad.

Ummmmm...wait a second...what's f'n better than handing people a definition of freaking HEAVEN MERKINS! We're geniuses. I'm glad I've come full circle with this, Champain Jammm rulez!!!!

Below are some photos of the gagworthy poor mans merkins I made and other pics from the game.