Honky Tonk Responsibly.
We got a Country song in at work last week called “Too Much Blood In My Alcohol Level”. That’s all good and well, what irked me was the warning on the CD stating "Honky Tonk Responsibly! We support designated drivers, MADD, and The American Red Cross, give blood." Christ, when did every popular country singer become a total pussywad?
posted by LAB at 2:30 PM
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bhahaha, "Honky Tonk Responsibly". That's... awful. And, yeah, seriously -- do you think Merle would have had "Don't actually fight people who disagree with your political beliefs" on the sleeve to "The Fightin' Side Of Me"? or "Being stoned is bad! Don't do it!" on "Sunday Mornin' Coming Down"? Or "Please consider consulting a mental health professional if you happen to have the same feelings and activities as the narrator of this song; Ambien may be right for you" on the sleeve of the Statler Brothers' "Flowers On the Wall"?
I though Country Music was all about making horrible mistakes over and over. And occasionally Jesus. And sometimes a combination of the two.
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