Pre-Unitard Jitters.

This Halloween I fulfilled a life long dream...I was Slim Goodbody. I've made attempts in the past but you can't reasonably just buy a Slim Goodbody outfit. Not that there would be a huge need, but you'd at least think there'd be some out there. They are impossible to locate and the few times that I have found them on-line they are ridiculously expensive. So this year with Shane "The Artist" Bryant in town I just decided to buy a untard and we'd make one. We found some old pictures of S.G. and to fill in the organ blanks we borrowed some of Heather's anatomy books. So, you've got me, a unitard, some booze, and voilà!


Poormans Slim Goodbody.

I don't know if you've ever put on a unitard before and, really, why would have. (pause) Now I'm thinking about some of the people who might be reading this in unitards...yikes...but, that will give you a pretty good idea how I looked. You feel pretty sausagey and that’s including, but not exclusive to your naughty bits. The unitard will turn what might normally be a little pudge into a lycra covered mound and make you feel like a fatty boombatty. Anyways, other than the actual ooky gookyness feeling of the outfit I thought it looked flipping amazing, maybe even hawt to some of the organs on untards fetish community. You can find more pictures on alt.slimgoodbody.xxx.binaries (I made that up) or on Shane's Flickr.

My humps.

Today at work Wally said "I can't wait to get that bird flu, I hear if you do you can fly and pick up popcorn with your pecker"!

I wrote a review of YES labs shirts today on crown 12 which you can find here.

I'll write a more substantial entry on here soon, in the meantime read about (and view pics of) my crazy weekend with hanging with Heather, Pam, and my friend Shane who’s visiting KY on Pam’s Blog! What to expect? Here’s a hint…I joined a band.

Knitting blood.

I love these knit Dawn Of The Dead dolls.

Video mixing.

Was this designed by (or for)The Bran Flakes?

In a perfect world.

Oh my good lord, did anyone see the doggie mom adopts baby squirrel article in the Times today? Sooooooooooooooooooo cute.

Extreme Bake Over : Home Edition.

So, my new TV...I got a new HD flat screen with a 30 inch screen! Behold, a baby is born, and that 'Life' is 'According To Jim', and Belushi anew is being witnessed though its newborns eyes. On a knoll where nothing once grew a seed has been planted. What began as a ligneous plant is now a mighty oak, and as I sit in the shade atop of this 'One Tree Hill' I know my life will never be the same again. It's as if 'Eve' is being shown to me though the sight of god himself, I shed a tear, as the pitbull princess has never looked so refulgent.

A lowly bean...oh never mind...I likey my new TV. I got really sweet deal on it, 400 bucks and free shipping off the Philips outlet website.

Also, The thing you see behind my TV is a roomdevider that I built from instructions I found in the recent "Ikea modification" issue of Readymade. I used three Ivar shelving units, put peg board on two panels (on which art will be displayed), and painted the center panel with blackboard paint. After I put them all together I chalked up a drawing of a skeleton with talons and heart for a head that I named "Chutzpah". He's a Jew.

Lil' Baby Shu Shu!

Yes, I know I'm a 12 year old Japanese girl. That's not news to me, I've known it for years now.

I’ve always been sucker for super cute Nintendo games so I picked up "Nintendogs" for the DS this week. It’s a virtual pet game, think Tamagotchi but on the next level. So... you choose a dog from a breeder, I chose a Cardigan Welsh Corgi, meet Lil' Baby Shu Shu everybody.



You name your dog by TELLING your dog it's name though the DS's microphone, after that point he'll respond to you when you call him and you can teach him tricks with the mic. It's got a touch screen which you pet him and feed him though. AND you can dress him up and stuff, Lil' Baby Shu Shu currently has a frigen' newsboys hat on, um, like, OMG, needless to say, it's great! If I leave the game on and take the DS out in the real world and someone near me that has the game our dogs can play with each other though the wireless connection!

There are two other games coming out later this month that I'm really excited about as well. "Trauma Center: Under the Knife" a doctor game where you perform various surgical operations with your stylus and "Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney" where you get people off on murder charges and stuff. I love Nintendo, and I'm really glad that some of these super bizarre games from Japan are coming stateside.





In other news, I'm getting my new TV tonight! More on that soon...